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Premium tees. Questionable manners.

Wear what
everyone else
is thinking.

Cute, comfy tees for people with excellent taste and absolutely no poker face.

SOFT!
LOUD!
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RIDICULOUSLY SOFT ✦ UNISEX FIT ✦ PRINTED WITH ATTITUDE ✦ MADE FOR REPEAT WEAR ✦

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A note from your inside voice

Life is short.
Your shirt should be funny.

We make good-looking, good-feeling tees with just enough nerve. Small-batch designs, inclusive sizing, and punchlines that do the talking for you.

Soft enough
for the couch
Funny enough
for brunch
Loud enough
for the group chat

People are talking (as usual)

★★★★★“The tee is so soft I almost forgot it was roasting my entire department.”— Jamie R.
★★★★★“Wore it to school pickup. Made three new friends and one enemy.”— Tasha M.
★★★★★“Finally, a brand that understands my communication style.”— Alex P.

Before you ask

The fine print.
But fun.

How do your tees fit?+

They have an easy unisex fit. Choose your usual size for relaxed, or size down for a closer fit.

When will my order ship?+

Most orders leave us in 2–4 business days. Tracking arrives by email as soon as it is on the move.

What if it doesn't fit?+

No awkwardness. Unworn tees can be exchanged or returned within 30 days.

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